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cracks me up

In conversations on November 30, 2010 by carinasuyin

2:23 pm Me: Irene in labour d since 10 am this morning. Isaac Wong is on his way 🙂
3:34 pm John: Well done.

7:37 pm Me: Baby not out yet! Poor Irene!
8:00 pm John: No rush

8:21 pm Me: Baby is here!
8:49 pm John: Yay



Got plan?

In conversations,recollections on August 20, 2009 by carinasuyin

Me: So do you have a plan?
John: Yes, but I can’t tell you. If I tell you, I’ll have to kiiiiilllll youuuuuu…
Me: Haa ha… So, really got or not?
John: Oh no… this is the result of watching too much Oprah.
Me: Oi, I only watch snippets of Oprah at your place!
John: Yeah, must not let you watch too much Oprah here…
Me: I don’t even watch Oprah at my place.
John: Too much Oprah is not good…
Me: The guy on Oprah say every guy has a plan.
John: Too. Much. Oprah.


tale of the burning bush

In conversations on September 29, 2008 by carinasuyin

Sheepgirl: My housemate sent me this text message round midnight on sat when i wasn’t back yet (i was actually downstairs playing with cats)
Sheepgirl: “yo gurl, i know you must be having a blast but it’s never a good idea to sleep with the guy on the first date”
Holly Moses: really
Sheepgirl: i went WTF (but in a funny laugh out loud way)
Holly Moses: Im about to say somthing seroiusly gross. Shoul I????
Holly Moses: No I wont…so
Sheepgirl: sayyyyyyy
Holly Moses: ok
Holly Moses: I would have text back and said
Holly Moses: Oh no…..dont worry…. we are just playing with pussy
Holly Moses: cats
Sheepgirl: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i’m hyperventilating
The Other Sheepgirl: *dancing(dance) Skype emoticon*
Holly Moses: *dancing(dance) Skype emoticon*



In conversations on August 31, 2008 by carinasuyin

I know friends who find the first one non-applicable. I know people who consider this tanah tumpahnya darahku stuff as crap and can’t wait to get their one-way ticket out of here. I know we live in times where you can’t trust the people who are supposed to uphold the constitution. I know that the rule of law is amenable according to how much money you have and the power you wield. I know how in the name of race and religion, you can forget the simplicity and beauty of being human. I know that once upon a time, my siblings and I will create a makeshift pulley to raise the Jalur Gemilang up to the highest step of the staircase at home as we yelled Merdeka! with the crowds on tv and sang Negaraku at midnight. Pray tell, what relevance these five lines still have in these days when everyone wants to be an agent of change…

Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan
Kesetiaan kepada Raja dan Negara
Keluhuran perlembagaan
Kedaulatan undang-undang
Kesopanan dan kesusilaan

Happy 51st, Malaysia! I know I will never cease to love you.


i miss Atah

In conversations,kindred on April 2, 2008 by carinasuyin

“Atah, everyone says I’ve lost weight. I’m still 52 kg lah. Maybe I lost fat or look real tired. Arrghh… haggard, must be…”
“Lost weight? OK no worries, come back and I’ll see if you’ve really lost weight. If needed, we’ll fatten you up.”
“Okie, that sounds good.”
“Have you eaten dinner? Or are you still at work?”
“Nope, I just got back. I’ll probably make some sandwich.”
“Sandwich? Go buy some proper food.”
“Lazy lah… I’ll eat and then sleep.”
“Lazy… Make sure you eat something ah?”
“Orh. See you this Friday, Atah!”
“Yup, see you soon.”


mein super Bruder

In conversations,kindred on March 14, 2008 by carinasuyin

“Dingbatz! The interview wit TI was perfect. They say they would hire me but got 2nd interview in US. So glad!”
“Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!”
“It was grueling. Got grilled technically by 3 diff ppl plus lab session to check hands-on skillz somemore!”
“Wahlau! So if dapat, u kerja kat mana?”
“Kat Erlangen near Nuremberg. This means I will haf known both TI Tucson teams.”
“Woo! Dekat that glorious town for that salty yummy sausages?”
“Yes bebe. U can load up on that when come visit me.”
“Yum yum yummo! When will you start? You coming back for holidays first or not?”
“Dunno yet. Still got the 2nd interview wit Tucson ppl but wonder how big is dat. But will talk wit big boss soon.”
“Cool, how do you feel about this one? Do you like it?”
“Absolutely. I mean got grilled for 5 hrs plus, I known I can do it n they too. Job’s interestin, ppl are cool. Today’s grill team is Russian, Hungarian n Dutch.”
“AhGeo, me very happy for you n si beh proud of you :)))”
“Thx suyinobadak! It was great to hear them say, “We can certainly get u up n ready for the job”! Heh Tues Bosch interview pulak.”
“Excellent! Viel Glück for your interviews k? Hee…Gute Nacht, mein lieber super Bruder!”


babies and his diet

In conversations on June 2, 2007 by carinasuyin

A debrief from Ah Tan after one of her compulsory natural family planning classes…

“If your husband eats a lot of vegetables and fish, his sperms are more likely to produce girls than boys. And if he is a meat lover, your chances of getting boys are higher.”
“Uh huh…”
“Yeah, so if he is vegetarian, you’ll probably just get girls all the way.”
“What happens if he is an omnivore?”
“We are all omnivores what!”
“I meant if he eats a balanced diet of vegetables, fish and meat and what not. Then what happens?”
“I dunno…”
“You get transgendered babies?”