Me: So do you have a plan?
John: Yes, but I can’t tell you. If I tell you, I’ll have to kiiiiilllll youuuuuu…
Me: Haa ha… So, really got or not?
John: Oh no… this is the result of watching too much Oprah.
Me: Oi, I only watch snippets of Oprah at your place!
John: Yeah, must not let you watch too much Oprah here…
Me: I don’t even watch Oprah at my place.
John: Too much Oprah is not good…
Me: The guy on Oprah say every guy has a plan.
John: Too. Much. Oprah.
Me: …
