tale of the burning bush

Sheepgirl: My housemate sent me this text message round midnight on sat when i wasn’t back yet (i was actually downstairs playing with cats)
Sheepgirl: “yo gurl, i know you must be having a blast but it’s never a good idea to sleep with the guy on the first date”
Holly Moses: really
Sheepgirl: i went WTF (but in a funny laugh out loud way)
Holly Moses: Im about to say somthing seroiusly gross. Shoul I????
Holly Moses: No I wont…so
Sheepgirl: sayyyyyyy
Holly Moses: ok
Holly Moses: I would have text back and said
Holly Moses: Oh no…..dont worry…. we are just playing with pussy
Holly Moses: cats
Sheepgirl: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i’m hyperventilating
The Other Sheepgirl: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sheepgirl: Holly Moses, OYAAAAAAA CHAMPIOOOOOOOONNN
The Other Sheepgirl: *dancing(dance) Skype emoticon*
Holly Moses: *dancing(dance) Skype emoticon*