Archive for April, 2007

bake with Supra

April 28, 2007

Vanilla muffins with Nutella® filling and carrot walnut cupcakes with cream cheese frosting

sedetik tenang

April 13, 2007

hujan menitik melalui bidai
disinari mentari petang
bergemerlapan
umpama berlian
aneh…
luruh
bagai tarian
bagai melahirkan bintang
bagai embun firdausi
indah menghias hati

effervescence

April 10, 2007

Dreams do come true. Good things do come to those who wait. When one door closes, another door opens. One step at a time. Overwhelmed and humbled with sweet gratitude, all the clichés in the world cannot capture my feelings in entirety at this moment.

Undiscovered no more!!

just smile and wave, boys

April 8, 2007

Imagine this:

A car cuts suddenly into your lane without signaling, causing you to hit the brakes and blast the car horn. The driver shows you his middle finger and proceeds to road hog by driving at 60 kmph when everyone on the road are going at least at 80. Instead of yelling expletives and getting all mad with him, you coolly reach for the beloved gadget on your dashboard. It looks just like any ordinary car alarm remote except that on the blue and red buttons were the gender signs for male and female. You aim the remote at the car in front and press the red Mars button, emitting two cute little beeps. You proceed to overtake the car and as you pass it, you flash its driver your sweetest smile and perhaps a little wave. A few seconds later, you glance at your rear view mirror and notice a panicked look on the idiot behind. You place the BallShrinker 24 back on your dashboard and remark aloud how lovely the skies are today!

Note: The BallShrinker 24 shrinks the testicles of male targets and only one breast of female ones. Temporary shrinkage remains in effect for only 24 hours, sizes and function return to normal thereafter. Studies have shown that testicle shrinkage in males promotes more blood flow to the brains as well as cause temporary erectile dysfunction. Besides its pyschological effect on the ego and pride, there are no reported significant side-effects on female targets. According to road transport authorities, courtesy and alertness levels among road users increased by 50% especially among those zapped more than three times in a month. Non-fatal vehicle accidents attributed to road rage and bad driving habits decreased by 20% since the introduction of the gadget. However, illegal use of the BallShrinker 24 on dumb politicians and alleged abuse of the gadget by jilted lovers are being investigated. Hailed as possibly the most useful invention of the century, the BallShrinker 24 continues to revolutionize the way we drive.